Jurassic World Review

Jurassic World Review

Jurassic World 50 Word Synopsis

Jurassic World resort provides a habitat for dinosaurs, including the genetically engineered, vicious and intelligent Indominus rex. When it escapes, it causes the other dinos to run amok. Now, it's up to Chris Pratt to use his special skills to save two young brothers and the rest of the tourists.

Jurassic World 100 Word Review

I would definitely put this movie in the good column but there's a fairly healthy dose of corn, very obvious and shallow character development and the story line isn't all that well put together (was the T-Rex alluded to at any point before it showed up? Because, if so, I missed it) but it was pretty entertaining over all. I liked the CGI and I found the leading lady to be quite attractive (not sure she was given all that much acting to do) but was a little disappointed in Chris Pratt - some moments didn't land. Flawed but very watchable.

This was awesome

The action - people got eaten, shit got broken and lots of dinosaurs did lots of crazy shit.

But what the fuck was this about?

The sexual tension between Bryce Dallas Howard and Chris Pratt would need to be cut with a freshly sharpened meat cleaver - it was tough to watch at times.