Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a selection of tweets from Americans the day before St. Patrick's Day. These were all posted in the space of about an hour. Things I've learned:
- A large number of people are unhappy/offended that they have papers due/school/exams tomorrow and consider it a national holiday.
- Poor Niall Horan has done his penance for being in One Direction judging by some of the tweets he's gotten today.
- A large number of Americans will be shitting green tomorrow judging by some of the absolute shit they are eating and drinking.
HAPPY PADDY'S DAY